Do                                Re9                           Do
Mott the Hoople and the game of Life, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do                                Re9                           Do
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do                                Re9                           Do
Monopoly, Twenty-one, checkers, and chess, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do                                Re9                           Do
Mister Fred Blassie, and a breakfast mess, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do                                Re9                           Do
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do                                Re9                           Do
I'll see you heaven if you make the list, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
 
Lam                          Sol         Lam                            Sol
Now Andy did you hear about this one, tell me are you locked in the punch?
    Lam                      Sol          Do     Re
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis?  Hey baby, are we losing touch?
 
Sol            Lam  Do           Sim            Sol  Lam         Re
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
Sol            Lam  Do              Sim              Lam         
If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool.
 
Do                                Re9                           Do
Moses went walking with the staff of wood, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do                                Re9                           Do
Newton got beaned by the apple good, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do                                Re9                           Do
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
 
Lam                          Sol         Lam                            Sol
Now Andy, did you hear about this one?  Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
    Lam                      Sol          Do     Re
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis?  Hey baby,     are you having fun?
 
Sol            Lam  Do           Sim            Sol  Lam         Re
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
Sol            Lam  Do              Sim              Lam         
If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool.
 
Do                                Re9                           Do
Here's a little agit for the never believer, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Do                                Re9                           Do
Here's a little ghost for the offering,    yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Do                                Re9                           Do
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Do                                Re9                           Do
Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling,    yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
 
Lam                          Sol         Lam                            Sol
Now Andy did you hear about this one?  Tell me are you locked in the punch?
    Lam                        Sol               Do         Re
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis?  Hey baby,     are we losing touch?
 
Sol            Lam  Do           Sim            Sol  Lam         Re
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
Sol            Lam  Do              Sim              Lam         
If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool.
 
(ripete altre due volte e chiude in Mim)