Solm7 Do Solm7 Sib Do Solm7 Fa Solm7

Solm7			    Do
   Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
Solm7                           Sib  Do
   You play the guitar on the M.T.V.
Solm7
   That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
                         Fa          Solm7
   Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Solm7			   Do
   Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Solm7                           Sib  Do
   Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Gm7
   Maybe get a blister on your little finger
               Fa               Solm7
   Maybe get a blister on your thumb

Mib                  Sib
   We gotta install microwave ovens
Mib                  Fa
   Custom kitchen deliveries
Solm7
   We gotta move these refrigerators
Do                      Re         Mi
   We gotta move these colour TV's

Solm7			      Do
  See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Solm7                 Sib    Do
  Yeah buddy that's his own hair
Solm7
  That little faggot got his own jet airplane
                            Fa       Solm7
  That little faggot he's a millionaire

Solm7			   Do
   I shouldSolm7da learned to play the guitar
Solm7                   Sib       Do
   I shouldda learned to play them drums
Solm7
   Look at that mama, she's got it stickin' in the camera
		Fa        Do
   Man we could have some fun
Solm7			 Do
   And he's up there, what's that?  Hawaiian noises?
Solm7                     Sib      Do
   Bangin' on the bongoes like a chimpanzee
Solm7
   That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
 	  Fa             Solm7
   Get your money for nothin' and chicks for free

Solm7			   Do
   Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Solm7                  Sib     Do
   You play the guitar on the M.T.V.
Solm7
   That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
                              Fa          Solm7
   Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Solm7            Do      Solm7      Sib  Do
   Money for nothin'     chicks for free
Solm7                                Fa    Solm7
   Money for nothin'     chicks for free